And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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