Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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