I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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