She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
The Olympian is in my bed
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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