get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He did a backflip because drugs
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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