Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Then you guys just all showered together...?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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