I'm gonna have a badass scar
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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