Its about making memories worth repressing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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