Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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