How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
