I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
