Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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