How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
