I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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