So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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