He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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