THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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