I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize