We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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