hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Never joke about your clitoris.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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