I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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