Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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