Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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