mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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