Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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