I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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