Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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