I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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