im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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