Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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