So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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