You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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