I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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