When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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