The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I could make wine with my vomit
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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