I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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