What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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