well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Randomize
