Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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