I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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