K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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