She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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