Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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