He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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