dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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