My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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