imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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