You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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