using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
