Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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