Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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