your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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