just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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