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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.

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  I love summer.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

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  he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  no his phone, idiot.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.

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• (916): View more from California

  My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.

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• (848): View more from New Jersey

  We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.

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  A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.

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• (650): View more from California

  Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later

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• (925): View more from California

  Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions

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