It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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